Swine flu.

Or commonly known as pig flu.

Bila diterjemahkan terasa geli. Adakah sebab babi itu selsema? Huhaa. Aku curious cmane vet nak detect if haiwan itu mmg ada flu. Adakah mereka haachuum beramai-ramai. Hm sebab ni la aku taknak jadi doktor. Complicated.

Lately babi babi ni makin famous. Everyday mesti orang menghujahkan tentang isu babi ni. Tak kira la, orang putih, orang hitam, orang tua, orang muda, orang asli, orang ciplak. Senang kata label U. Yg pasti, wabak ini berjangkit dan boleh mengancam nyawa. (last line ni terasa macam pembaca berita pulak).

Hm okay. My point is, if dulu atok nenek selalu pesan, jangan mencarut cu. Nanti neraka jahnam la ekau kena humban.
Nak ckp babi pon kena censored. Sila cakap Ba alif ba ya. Tak pon bab satu je.

Apsal skrg kita tak cegah? Why don't we say, negara kita diancam selesema ba alif bi. Hoho. Kurang dosa kan. :P

Apa yang aku tau sekarang.

Currently,

Claude Kelly - What I Know Now

The day before muet.

1st, Mindset; x online for a day.
Yes i've made it ysterday. Hehoo.

2nd, As ttingal her muet slip kat nilai.
So i asked saadah to bring it back. Thanks.

3rd, Muet starts at 7.30am today. Slip wajib.
So no choice, i went to soad's last night. 11pm.

4th, Just found out that As and I wont go to d same school for muet. She got ss17, aku tcampak s.alam plak. ;/
Damn it. Im alone.

5th, I woke up late.
Rushing. Tp control gagah.

6th, Usha skolah and terusha lelaki kacak.
Haha. Abaikan.

7th, Bwat listening test.
But ceh, time tu jgak aeroplane nk lalu and abg potong rumput tu nk kerja.
@!#$%^#&

8th, I met my senior there. Baru tau actually. Heh.
Tp ceh si penggemar 18sx rupenye. 24hrs pon topic tu jgak. Aha.

9th, Suddenly perut sakit and bajet migraine.
Duh, baru ingt x breakfast. Starving.

10th, Err. I've realized now.
Aku asyik merungut tak tentu pasal.

Insaf ni. Istighfar.

Jom Kempen.

Kempen, Kempen lagi, Lagi lagi kempen.
Gue capek dong!

Tadi aku pergi Tujuh-Sebelas. Trafic harini bagos. Takyah pandang kiri kanan, maju je ke hadapan.
Beli ni haa. BOH.
Hahh tu je? Kecoh gilaa yeah i know beli air kotak pon nak bagitau. Pfft.

Haha okay of course lah tak gila, the mainpoint is tadi aku nampak one car ni tibatiba berasap. That young lady terus park depan kedai. Yelah, siapa yang tak cuak en. Cuakkk kot.
Kang tetibe ade jin alfrit keluar ke, tak ke niaya nanti lol.
And aku yang berhati mulia ni pon bagi la pertolongan sikit.
Aku tolong tau. Apesal? Tak percaya? Tolong lahh, tolong tengok! Heh.


Back to the topic.
Starting from yesterday, 21st till 27th, Kempen Jangan Tengok TV dijalankan. Sounds so funny, no?
Tapi tak se-gah kempen Earth Hour la kan. Heh.
Aku if dekat nilai memang dah confirm join lah.
Gi class, gi kiosk, gi kdai makcik, gi wawasan, gi kawah thai.
Haha. Bajet busy, memang tak sempat terus nk jejak TV room tu.
Kann budak nilai kan? :p

Now kat rumah, cuti. So TV tu diharuskan. lol.

And banyak lagi kempen yang coming soon.
Kempen Guna Perkhidmatan Awam. Kempen Jangan Gune Kad Kredit.

So aku rasa macam nak syorkan kempen kat FOMCA tu.
Kempen Movie Marathon. Kempen Jom Shopping. Kempen Free Topup.

Haha. Majulah sukan untuk negara.

Okay tak lawak. Bye.

Damn you gigi.

Ceh.
I need to ikatperut for three days.
I want to eat dim sum, I want to eat apple,
I want to eat this, i want to eat that.

But I just cant.
Cant bite. Cant eat what i want.

anda mahu cuba ini? sedap kot. aha.

So, Porridge je all the time.
Haha. Padan muka aku.

Hello MUET

Makan Untuk Elak Tonggek.

Haha.
Okay okay.

Malaysian University English Test.
Almost the same as our EPT. But EPT dont have the bandband thingy.

Yes, I have to sit for muet test minus the speaking, this coming saturday.
250409. Seksyen 11, S.Alam.
So stop blogging, signout ym and shutdown the comp, suraya!

July 22.

There is a prediction that there will be another tsunami hitting on July 22.

-theSun.

Hm. Anda cuak?

Attempt to commit suicide atas jejantas.

190409.
After Zuhur prayer, all kecohkecoh sebab this one minah indon (maid) ada atas jejantas and nak terjun from top. Jejantas nearby my school and my house.
Between usj 4 and 5.

Haaa, macam scene bunuh diri pon ade gak. Pelakon ada, tapi director takde lol.
My neighbour buat assumption, entahentah minah tu frust sebab pakwe lari.
HAHA budak ni! Kecik kecik dah pandai kehkeh.

See. That girl ade on top of the roof. Camne dia panjat entah.-.-"

Firemen and policewoman tried to coax the girl.

More than one hour she bertenggek atas tu.

Abang bomba ni get ready dgn kain rentang. Bajet suruh minah tu bwat bungee jumping kot.

Ramai gile penonton okeh. Two lanes jadi one lane je for cars.
(Smpat snap time nk blah, so tak nmpk the figure)

At last, that girl finally turun after abang bomba convince her to calm down.
And semua penonton bajet setia tu tepuk terbahak-bahak, siap hooray hooray lagi. Aku tak termasuk penonton tu laa haha, aku jadi reporter kejap then blah, takda keje nak tunggu minah tu turun. :p
Sengal. Next time nak mati tak payah nak buat aksi dekat area rumah aku. Bikin traffic jam je oh. Ceh :P


ps; her majikan siap bwat banner 'SAYA BAYAR!', which is sgt lawak. The main reason is only because they paid her salary lambat, nonsense kan. Nak bunuh diri, just for that reason. Say whaaaat? -.-"

Jom gelak ramairamai. Haha. Okay stop gelak now.

Nobody wins.

It's a fact of life;

Women get cellulite, Men go bald.
So nobody wins.

So, hello hello just forgive and forget, anddd we're all the winners! Takyah nak gaduh siapa menang siapa kalah. :)
End of game.

Archuleta

David looks so cute in this green baju melayu. :)

Cuteness, minus the makcik.

During his press conference in KL.

What language?

Egyptian didnt communicate well in English. They speak Arabic most of the time, yeah of course their first language.
Haha. So foreigner need to use the extra language, nope nope, bukan English bukan Bahasa, but the sign language! :D

Waha. Bak kate Ucin, dah macam org cacat dah sebab asyik guna bahasa isyarat tu.

Pfft,
Ana la uridu zahaba fil fasl.

Haha. Aku speaking arab habis tergagap la korang nk baca. :P Kantoi translate bm bulatbulat.

Fahimtum? (Faham semua?)

......Fahimna.
Afwan. :)

Kerja kami waktu pagi buta.

YM Conversation.

tokmulu: haha. besa la
tokmulu: ahli nujum
anakbesi: perrgh
anakbesi: angkat bakul sndri do.
anakbesi: dah ah. aku bg chance kau hafal mndarin kau tu.
anakbesi: aku spurot kau ni
anakbesi: chayo
anakbesi: *support
tokmulu: spurot tu ape??
tokmulu: bahse asli mne ko celup?
anakbesi: err, kn aku da bwat corection.
tokmulu: aku sakit prot gelak laaa
anakbesi: huhu typo byk plak.
anakbesi: tp comel kn. unik oh. aha
tokmulu: bunyi cam SUP PEROT jew
anakbesi: heh.

spurot spurot.. try check dlm kamus. :P